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		<title>Random Time Flow 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1:15 AM        It’s Tuesday morning (AM) and I’m fucked up. I walk back to my room, my roommate is still out partying. There is a guy lying in the hallway unconscious. He is right outside a door, keys in hand&#8212;I’m not a professional investigator but I assume he was too drunk to figure out how to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=explicitlifestyle.wordpress.com&blog=8388990&post=232&subd=explicitlifestyle&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>BULLSHITTING 101, Sign-ups Now Available</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was looking through my school’s  curriculum the other day when I came across a class that spoke to me: Bullshitting 101. Who cares if I wrote it in myself? I guarantee it would get more undergraduate sign ups than any other class. That’s when it hit me…I should teach that class! No, I don’t [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=explicitlifestyle.wordpress.com&blog=8388990&post=227&subd=explicitlifestyle&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Feel Special, but I Hate All of You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many of you have noticed (and sent me annoying emails because of), I&#8217;ve been taking a long break when it comes to updating this site. This is in large part due to the fact that I&#8217;ve started college again and I&#8217;ve been hard at work studying and completing class work.
Ha. Yeah, as if.
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		<title>No I Don&#8217;t Want a Damn Cookie!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Lately, I&#8217;ve realized that I&#8217;ve been slowly drifting away from one of my favorite hobbies, ranting about things I hate. Every once and a while, I go through a short time where nothing annoys me, which gives me false hope that the country is improving. Then, all of a sudden, my conscious gets kicked in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=explicitlifestyle.wordpress.com&blog=8388990&post=157&subd=explicitlifestyle&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rape of the Face, Mouth, and Throat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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If a scientist ever comes along and creates a way to delete certain memories from your brain, the following story is the one I would throw out in a heart beat. I can&#8217;t really describe it in words other than, &#8220;HOLY SHIT&#8221;, so I&#8217;m not going to try. If you&#8217;ve ever experienced a bad kiss, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=explicitlifestyle.wordpress.com&blog=8388990&post=152&subd=explicitlifestyle&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Of Course My Opinion Matters, but Your Survey Doesn&#8217;t!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Is anyone else getting really sick of seeing these damn online surveys? It seems like every time I go on the internet, I get some pop-up flashing, &#8220;ATTENTION! YOUR OPINION MATTERS!&#8212;TAKE OUR SURVEY NOW!&#8221;, as if the company was trying to decide on some global issue, whose outcome would effect everyone on the planet.
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		<title>50 People Who Need to Get Punched in the Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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This isn&#8217;t going to be that complicated of a post, but every once and a while you see someone and think, &#8220;Man, someone really needs punch that prick in the face&#8230;&#8221;
Here are SOME of those people I think deserve it.
In No particular order:

Mathew McConaughey
Dane Cook
Bill O&#8217;Reilly
Michael Bay
Brett Favre (Yes, that&#8217;s how you spell his name.)
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		<title>How to Survive a Boring Movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s no secret that most of today&#8217;s movies suck, and with ticket prices coming out the ass, you simply can&#8217;t take chances of wasting money on a possible (and most likely) shitty movie. The first step to surviving a bad movie is to avoid it in the first place.
Thank God for the Internet!

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		<title>Damn Speeding Tickets</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Earlier this week, I went to the local police department to pay off a $100 speeding
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		<title>Time to Move Out of Mom&#8217;s House, Stupid!</title>
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I was getting my hair cut the other day when the stylist (or whatever you call them) started telling me about her family (against my will). At first I was politely nodding my head and letting out fake laughs whenever she smiled, just so that she had the allusion that I actually gave a shit.
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