Top 10 Movie Wusses of All Time

Every once and a while a movie comes along that has one particular character that makes you think, “Oh my God, what a pussy!” We’ve all had those thoughts while watching a movie, hell, every once and awhile a movie hits the jackpot and has several characters that set off that “bitch alert” in your head.

When someone asks, “Hey Explicit, who do you think is the biggest wuss EVER in a movie?” I honestly can’t answer immediately, I mean there are THOUSANDS to choose from! I immediately think of characters like Cpl. Timothy P. Upham from Saving Private Ryan, and Peter Parker from Spider-Man. Caledon ‘Cal’ Hockley from Titanic also possesses a strong bid, along with the entire cast from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Yes, it’s true (and sad), from wusses who can’t get over their ex-girlfriends (Peter Bretter, Forgetting Sarah Marshall) to scarred bitches who dress up like owls and fight crime (Nite Owl, The Watchmen), today’s movies are full of pussies who drink warm beer, watch soap operas, and piss themselves at night.

Although all of the previous mentioned ‘women’ were definitely considered for the nomination of biggest wuss, they just arn’t quite there yet.

No, to be on this list, you have to be one hell of a pussy.

You have to bleed bitch-ness, cry ecstasy, and sleep with stuffed animals to be mentioned here.

[The list will be set up like this: Actor>>>Movie, Year (movie was made)]

***Please Note: It’s not the actor’s fault, they were just “playing a part”.***

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Explicit’s Top 10 Wusses of All Time:
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10.) Tom Cruise>>>Born on the 4th of July, 1989

9.) Tom Cruise>>>The Outsiders, 1983

8.) Tom Cruise>>>Top Gun, 1986

7. ) Tom Cruise>>>Jerry Maguire, 1996

6.) Tom Cruise>>>The Last Samurai, 2003

5.) Tom Cruise>>>A Few Good Men, 1992

4.) Tom Cruise>>>Minority Report, 2002

3.) Tom Cruise>>>War of the Worlds, 2005

2.) Tom Cruise>>>Cocktail, 1988

1.) Tom Cruise>>>Risky Business, 1983

Honorable Mentions:

Tom Cruise>>>Valkyrie, 2008

Tom Cruise>>>The Firm, 1993

Tom Cruise>>>Mission: Impossible, 1996

Tom Cruise>>>Mission: Impossible II, 2000

Tom Cruise>>>Mission: Impossible III, 2006

Future Mentions:

Tom Cruise>>>Any future Mission: Impossible movies

**Please note that I don’t hate Tom Cruise, it’s just that all of the characters he plays turn out to be total wusses.