"Too Explicit"

Recently I was approached by a friend of mine who runs a “successful” website with two other authors (dorks) with an offer to blog for them, as if it was an honor or something. Now this ‘friend’, and I use the term loosely, has been running this site for the past three years and was looking for someone with an over-the-top lifestyle (me) to blog entertaining stories for their readers.

Long story short, my first few posts were popular, but “too explicit”—according to the three fairies who ran the website. So instead of talking to me about this, they removed the posts, edited them, and re-posted them (not cool). Now there’s no doubt in my mind that all three of these so called “moderators” got their asses kicked daily in high school, so instead of getting mad, I decided to start this blog for all my original content.

It’s not explicit or anything of that nature, it’s just a collection of the funny, insane, true things that I experience on a day to day basis. Welcome to the Explicit Experience.